Teleportation will make both rail and the auto obsolete.

armpitsOFmight · 04-06-2010, 08:12 PM

Enough of this money being wasted away on "green" shit. It's time for Congress to invest $50 billion in wormhole technology! Think of all the new jobs this will create!

vanshnookenraggen · 04-06-2010, 08:14 PM

You're trying too hard.

armpitsOFmight · 04-06-2010, 08:15 PM

How so?

kennedy · 04-06-2010, 08:32 PM

What do you think the true purpose of the LHC is, anyways?

BostonUrbEx · 04-06-2010, 08:50 PM

Most of us wouldn't have the money to buy our own teleportation device so we'd have to rely on MBTA teleportation machines. There's no way in hell I'm going near one of those; they'd be underfunded in an attempt to keep their $25 Quadrillion debt in control and I'd probably fall out of the space-time-continuum and end up in another dimension.

bbfen · 04-07-2010, 06:25 AM

Plus, the radiation.

TMcLaughlin · 04-07-2010, 09:18 PM

You think 50 billion would be enough? And will I be guaranteed that I won't arrive at my destination with my head on backwards?

czsz · 04-08-2010, 09:10 PM

Silver Line Phase(r) XXIX?

bbfen · 04-08-2010, 10:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by czsz

Silver Line Phase(r) XXIX?

Yes! Buses make everything better on the MBTA!

(I'm punchy. Must go home ...)

TomOfBoston · 04-13-2010, 07:01 PM

Live long and prosper!!

Digital_Islandboy · 04-17-2010, 04:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BostonUrbEx

Most of us wouldn't have the money to buy our own teleportation device so we'd have to rely on MBTA teleportation machines. There's no way in hell I'm going near one of those; they'd be underfunded in an attempt to keep their $25 Quadrillion debt in control and I'd probably fall out of the space-time-continuum and end up in another dimension.

Haha.

That reminds me of the Alien Encounter Show at Walt Disney World.

Seen here...
http://www.youtube.com/watch#!v=EKgY1yaY-zE

When he telliports a little baby alien from one place to another, and then shuts the power off in the middle of teleportation... He says by shutting off the power it is a very useful way getting rid of undesirable forms since they'll be stuck in limbo.

Just replace the talking robot with-- perhaps the MBTA's General Manager.

Best quote. "Ohh shut up scruffy. You're not burned, you just have a healthy glow."

04-06-2010, 08:12 PM	#1
armpitsOFmight Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 453	Teleportation will make both rail and the auto obsolete. Enough of this money being wasted away on "green" shit. It's time for Congress to invest $50 billion in wormhole technology! Think of all the new jobs this will create!

04-06-2010, 08:14 PM	#2
vanshnookenraggen Moderator Join Date: May 2006 Location: New York City Posts: 4,589	Re: Teleportation will make both rail and the auto obsolete. You're trying too hard. __________________ http://www.vanshnookenraggen.com \| http://futurembta.com brivx: well, my philosophy is: as designers, we make a good theater, we dont direct the play

04-06-2010, 08:15 PM	#3
armpitsOFmight Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 453	Re: Teleportation will make both rail and the auto obsolete. How so?

04-06-2010, 08:32 PM	#4
kennedy Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Marblehead & Columbia, MO Posts: 2,820	Re: Teleportation will make both rail and the auto obsolete. What do you think the true purpose of the LHC is, anyways? __________________ A blog I started with a few friends: The Bureau

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BostonUrbEx Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: Boston / North Shore Posts: 3,536	Re: Teleportation will make both rail and the auto obsolete. Most of us wouldn't have the money to buy our own teleportation device so we'd have to rely on MBTA teleportation machines. There's no way in hell I'm going near one of those; they'd be underfunded in an attempt to keep their $25 Quadrillion debt in control and I'd probably fall out of the space-time-continuum and end up in another dimension.

04-07-2010, 06:25 AM	#6
bbfen Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 983	Re: Teleportation will make both rail and the auto obsolete. Plus, the radiation.

04-07-2010, 09:18 PM	#7
TMcLaughlin Member Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: West Warwick, RI Posts: 37	Re: Teleportation will make both rail and the auto obsolete. You think 50 billion would be enough? And will I be guaranteed that I won't arrive at my destination with my head on backwards?

04-08-2010, 09:10 PM	#8
czsz Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: brooklyn Posts: 5,965	Re: Teleportation will make both rail and the auto obsolete. Silver Line Phase(r) XXIX?

04-13-2010, 07:01 PM	#10
TomOfBoston Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Harrisburg, PA Posts: 252	Re: Teleportation will make both rail and the auto obsolete. Live long and prosper!!

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